9 Things To Buy Your Cougar Mom On Mother’s Day

There are perks to having a cougar mom such as your friends always want to come over and visit. The UPS man tends to hang around and chat after delivering packages, the mailman knows you by name and your male teachers are always asking for your mom to come and discuss your “learning” at school.

We thought it would be fun to come up with a list of things to buy a Cougar mom this May for Mother’s Day. As you know you can’t get your Cougar mom just any get, she wants a specific type of gift and if this has you stumped, below are a few ideas to un-stump you.

9. A Gift Voucher for Top Notch Botox

The only thing that matters to a Cougar mom is looking hot and looking young. So with that in mind, a gift voucher for some good Botox from a local doctor would make her squeal with delight. Although not cheap, this medical procedure would make her day. We’re not sure if mom wants to mirror Nicole Kidman who’s gone Botox crazy, but hey – you never know.

nicole kidman has gone botox crazy

8. A Greeting Card With A Hot Young Stud On It

You know the funny type you see in drug stores such as Walgreens and CVS. These cards would make an ideal companion to any one of the other gifts mentioned on our list.

cute guy greeting card

7. 30 Day Pass To Crobar

This is the quintessential playground for the garden variety Cougar and what a sweet treat it would be if you got her a 30 day unlimited pass to her favorite club. Because she loves to dance and she loves to mix and mingle.

all access pass to crobar club

6. Jennifer Aniston Movie

Men and woman alike love Jennifer Aniston. But Cougar woman especially have a liking for the former Friends cutie and her movies. So get any one of her gazillion titles such as the Bounty Hunter opposite boy toy Gerard Butler.

the bounty hounter with jennifer aniston

5. Leopard Print Dress (OR Anything With A Leopard Print)

This is hottie Lisa Rinna of Dancing With The Stars fame who loves to wear leopard print dresses and here she is sporting one of her best pieces.

leopard print dress for a hot cougar

4. Red Bull

A Cougar woman needs energy and lots of it, to keep up with the much younger men she likes to pursue and her energy drink of choice is none other than the famed or not so famed Red Bull.

red bull

 

3. Cougar Town Viewing Party

Courtney Cox popularized the term and subsequent lifestyle in her ABC sitcom Cougar Town , so much so that there are actually viewing parties all over the US where woman get together and party while they watch the show.

cougar town tv show

2. Stripper Pole (As Gag Gift)

Great gift idea for any Cougar mom that likes to have fun and is a bit on the daring side. A stripper pole can be placed in a basement, attic or bedroom and if she brings her friends along, she might end up with something like what’s going on below.

stripper pole

1. Ashton Kutcher’s Autographed Photo

If ever there was a Cougar magnet, he would be it. Ashton Kutcher has become the poster boy (if you will) for Cougar bait around the world.

cougar magnet ashton kutcher

Let me know below which is your fave gift idea below. Or share your own and we’ll do a second round up. Give me your best most funniest idea.

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